Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

This November, you’ll be plagued with the same dream night after night. Every time you fall asleep, you dream that you are a turkey and you are dreading the upcoming holiday season. This dream becomes so real to you, that you vow to not eat turkey this Thanksgiving. It looks like your family will be enjoying a nice holiday dinner of tofu turkey.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You’re favorite part of November isn’t the football, the food, and definitely not the family; it’s the shopping that comes on Black Friday. And this November, you’re in luck. Everywhere you go you will find the best and cheapest merchandize and will wait in the shortest of lines. Lucky you!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Every day after school, you go home and play basketball, but you’re never been confident enough to try-out. If you take a chance this November you might be happily rewarded.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

By the end of the month, you’ll be the leader of your fantasy football league. As the leader, it looks like you’ll be the winner of the weekly money prizes for the whole month of November. By the end of the month, you should be able to win $400.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your family this year is lacking on holiday cheer. Your mom is grouchy and doesn’t want to spend the time cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and your extended family are all arguing about whose house will host the festivities. This is a great opportunity for you to muster all your family’s spirit to create a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Aries (March 21– April 19)

With the presidential election this year, you have become extremely interested in politics. This may be your calling. Start looking further into the profession and it just might become a passion.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

November is infamously known as No-Shave November. Whether you are a boy or girl, I’d suggest you keeping shaving so you don’t scare your friends away with your gross half-bread/overgrown leg hair.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

November is a popular month for the due-dates of college applications. All of the essays, the questions, and the letter of recommendations have left you stressed out beyond belief. With the holidays coming up, it would be beneficial for you to make most of the break and start relaxing.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Your autumn has been extremely hard on you. You have had so many tests and so many projects that your nerves are on end. Take a break. Walk outside and go play in the leaves before it gets too cold.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

A leftover ghost from Halloween is haunting the hallways of Fossil Ridge High School; especially you. You should figure out why this ghost won’t leave and maybe this spook will eventually be convinced to leave.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

This winter, you might be in need of a fresh change. Maybe making some new friends will leave you feeling like a brand new person.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It’s already November and you haven’t had any fun this school year. High school is stressful, yes, but you deserve to have some fun. Make sure you don’t let this high school year go by with regrets.