He Said, She Said, We Say...What?

He Said, She Said, We Say…What?

By: Abbie Hanawalt and Amber Baack

Whether it’s Leonardo DiCaprio’s never-failing good looks or Reese Witherspoon’s baby bump, gossip never fails to entertain. Look at our world. It’s filled with crazy antics, drug busts, relationships that are far from simple, not to mention Channing Tatum’s win for Sexiest Man Alive. Let’s face it, celebrities have issues but we can’t look away. Did we mention Leonardo DiCaprio’s never-failing good looks? Some news is rather average like Jersey Shore’s latest hookup. But, there’s more interesting news that keeps us talking or in our case, gossiping.

 10. Flame on! Snooki’s brunette locks are now dyed to a bright shade of red. Well at least her baby will be able to spot her when she picks him up from daycare.

9. We know that they’re beautiful! One Direction released their latest CD on Nov. 13with more love anthems and upbeat songs. Harry, Liam, Niall, Zayn and Louis, will you please come sing to us?

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8. Our beautiful Australian man is now being appreciated by a larger audience. Chris Hemsworth won the “Man of the Year” for GQ and will be featured on the cover in December. We are running to pick up our copy as soon as it hits the stands.

7. Skyfall. Super intense action.movie. Really good plot. And, on top of all that goodness, Daniel Craig is actually a surprisingly awesome, fearless old guy. Well played Sam Mendes, well played.

6. Chris Brown doesn’t have to Take a Bow anymore because he and Rihanna are rekindling their broken friendship. But we’ll see how long it lasts. She may be telling him to Shut Up and Drive away soon.

5. While Matthew McConaughey strutted his moves in Magic Mike, he has recently slimmed down by 43 pounds for a role in The Dallas Buyer’s Club where he plays a man with AIDS. Don’t worry McConaughey, we still think you’re attractive.

4. For all of you Beleibers out there…the child is single. Go get him. You could be his “baby, baby, baby, ohhhh”.

3. Mary-Kate Olsen, we understand your problem with anorexia and we think it is wonderful that you are working through it, but dating a 43- year -old man is not a good way to go about it. Got it, dude?

2. We are brokenhearted. Tim Tebow is dating Camilla Bell. Well, Taylor Swift was certainly right when she wrote Better Than Revenge about her. We are coming for you to get our revenge for taking our man.

1. For all of you hobbit, elf, and wizard fans, The Hobbit is coming to theaters on Dec. 14. We are hoping to see a theater filled with hairy feet and long cloaks.

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