Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You’ll be enjoying all the love and romance on Valentine’s Day until you receive a text during third period from your significant other. The text says that they are breaking up with you. This unfortunate event will start a bad luck streak for you on Valentine’s Day for the next ten years.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You have been digging that person in your science class for a few months now and you’re hoping that this holiday will bring about a relationship. On Valentine’s Day, you’ll open your locker to find a whole bunch of balloons from your crush. Good for you!

Aries (March 21– April 19)

Let’s face it you are forever alone. While couples will be out on romantic dates, you’ll be on the Humane Society website looking for adoptable cats. Looks like you’ll be getting a head start on your future as a cat lady.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

While grabbing lunch at Qdoba, a random stranger will come up to you and give you a big smooch. Luckily this random encounter will land you a buy-one-get-one free burrito. You might be a little weirded out by the stranger’s boldness, but you’ll definitely enjoy the reward.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

This President’s Day you are feeling super patriotic and luckily you’ll win a free trip toWashingtonD.C.! This trip will make you realize your love for politics and give a deeper appreciation of the presidents of the past.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

While Valentine’s Day is essentially a romantic holiday you can still make the best of it with your friends. Try going to a movie, dinner, or shopping to get your mind off of the fact that you’re single and you might have more fun then you would have with a significant other.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Because the groundhog didn’t see his shadow on Groundhog’s Day this means that spring is coming early. Get a head start this season by getting ahead in your schoolwork. If you do this, then when the weather warms up you’ll be able to go outside and enjoy the sunshine.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Since there is an abundance of candy this season, junk food will surround you. If you don’t build up your resistance to this temptation, you will get fat. Think about your future before you grab that next handful of conversation hearts.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Oh how cute! While opening your locker on Valentine’s Day, you’ll notice a large bouquet of flowers sitting atop your textbooks. You grab them in your arms and take a large whiff. But, oh no! You happen to be allergic to this particular flower and you’ll develop a large rash all across your face for the next week.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You haven’t received a gift from your parents for Valentine’s Day since you were little, but this year your parents decide to show you a little extra love. When walking to the kitchen that morning you’ll find a brand new puppy all for you!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Although you are little more shy and reserved, you dream of embracing a more wild side. Just know that if you do a crazy, romantic gesture, it won’t only make you feel more confident it might also land you a new love interest.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

I’d suggest going to Peach Fuzz this year. Whether you are there to play the sport, laugh at the short shorts, or cheer on your buds, this event is sure to be a good time and ensures that you will be able branch out and get more involved with the school.