March Horoscopes

March Horoscopes

 Pisces (February 19 – March 20):

CSAPs and the ACT’s are coming up fast, and although you think taking tests are pointless, you actually need to try. Even for the CSAP. If you continue along this slacker path, you might just not get into college.

 

Aries (March 21 – April 19):

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This Spring Break all your friends are deserting you for warm, tropical islands. This might seem like a bummer to you at the time, but unbeknownst to you, you are going to a have a wonderful Spring Break with a nice little surprise that will turn your whole year around.

 

Taurus (April 20 – May 20):

You have been saving up your money for the past few months and have accumulated a large amount. This might be the time to splurge on something you have been wanting for a long time now.

 

Gemini (May 21 – June 20):

Spring marks the start of election season here at Fossil. Whether it’s StuCo or a club, there will be abundant opportunities to try something new. Putting yourself in a leadership position is just what you need to boost your confidence.

 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22):

For your Spring Break, you are anxiously awaiting a well-deserved vacation. Once you get to your wonderful destination though, everything will go wrong. The weather will be dreary and you will realize how much you miss your friends, but don’t worry, the bad days will pass quickly.

 

Leo (July 23 – August 22):

You have the reputation of having a big mouth. While everyone always enjoys a bit of gossip, your blabber might get you into a sticky situation. Next time you have a secret that someone confides in you with, keep it locked up so you don’t ruin any friendships.

 

Virgo (August 23 – September 22):

Whether you are going somewhere or not this Spring Break, you will have an unforgettable week. Everything will go just the way you planned. Just remember to relish this moment, because this Spring Break might just be the greatest time of your life.

 

Libra (September 23 – October 22):

You let your grades slip a little bit this quarter, but now that fourth quarter is starting, I’d recommend setting a goal. This will keep you a little more focused on your grades and not on the warm weather.

 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):

With all this warm weather, you have come down with an extreme case of Spring Fever. Because of all of your hard work earlier this semester, instead of holing yourself up at the library, you can actually go out and enjoy the spring weather.

 

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):

You and your parents have been fighting like cats and dogs lately. I know they are really aggravating at times, but you need to realize you don’t have that much time left living with them and you need to start appreciating everything they have done for you and the love and support they have for you.

 

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):

Your room is gross. It smells like damp towels and dirty socks and you really can’t remember the color of your carpet. Good news though! Spring is the perfect time to go through your muck and finally get your room and your life back in order.

 

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):

With all the instagramming, facebooking, pinning,tweeting, and poking going on, you have become a good old social media addict. You can’t even remember the last time you have been outside for more than five minutes. I’d suggest you tuck away the iPhone and enjoy some quality time with your friends in person.

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