He Said, She Said, We Say…What?

By: Abbie Hanawalt and Amber Baack

Whether its Gerard Butler’s never ending attractiveness or the amazing Academy Awards, gossip never fails to entertain. Look at our world—it’s filled with crazy
antics, drug busts, relationships that are far from simple, not to mention Leonardo DiCaprio’s latest film. Let’s face it, celebrities have issues but we can’t look away.
Did we mention Gerard Butler’s never ending attractiveness? Some news is rather average like Maroon 5’s newest pop hit. But, there’s more interesting news that keeps us talking or in our case, gossiping.

10.  Justin Timberlake can say “bye, bye, bye” to his old ways as he is now bringing “Sexy Back” with a wonderful new album and hairstyle. Jessica Biel, we are extremely jealous.

9.  Sean Lowe is no longer single. He recently proposed to Catherine in Thailand and they rode away together into the sunset… on an elephant. Can you say “Lion King” anyone? Several Bachelor fans are rather disappointed with Sean’s choice, but as long as he’s happy. This face is not done on TV yet though. Sean and Catherine have decided to air their wedding on ABC and Sean recently joined the new cast of Dancing With the Stars.

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8.  The beautiful Liam Hemsworth has been engaged to Miley Cyrus for a while now but their relationship is starting to go under. All we can say is we wouldn’t complain if this Aussie hottie was up for grabs again.

7.  Michael Buble is having a Buble baby boy. They can take Buble baths, blow Bubles, chew Bublegum, and wash dishes with their Bubley dish soap. Congrats, we are so excited

6.   Penelope Cruz is preggers! Could it be Jack Sparrow’s baby.

5.   Jeah! Ryan Lochte is looking for love. This Olympic medalist should make his way to Fort Collins and we are more than certain he will find someone *wink wink*.

4.   Charlie Sheen is up to his shenanigans once again. After a bullying incident with his daughter at her elementary school, he asked a fan to send dog feces and rotten eggs to the bully. There’s Sheen… always staying classy.

3.   Mr. DeVries was right. The new pope is from South America and his name is Pope Francis. Though, personally, we would most definitely keep our name if it was as cool as Jorge.

2.   We would like to take this moment to flash back to a great time in history. Two years ago, a very talented youth released a hit song. She shared the trials and tribulations of teenage life and all of the hard decisions that her generation has to make. The seat on the bus, the difficulty of naming the days of the week, and the constant urge to party. Thank you Rebecca Black for your beautiful contribution to the human race with the song Friday. We will always remember you.

1.   Holy Cabooses Katniss! Jennifer Lawrence looked absolutely stunning at the Oscars and we are so proud of her for winning best actress and we can’t wait to see her shine in all of her upcoming films. But, just for the record, if we tripped and Hugh Jackman ran to our rescue, we would’ve let him save us.

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